I discovered this in journal. So, for craps and giggles, I'm gonna do it.

Choose 3 of your OCs. They can be from anything. Original stories, fanfic OCs, whatever. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.

1. Grim
2. Alister
3. Lilum

1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?

Grim: My name's Isaac, but most just call me Grim.
Alister: I'm the prince of Arcadia, Alister. A pleasure to meet you.
Lilum: I'm Grimmy's extra special friend.

2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?

Grim: I'm sorry...what?
Alister: Beg...your pardon
Lilum: Teehee...

3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one else is looking?

Grim: I'm getting a little skeptical of this.
Alister: .....
Lilum: My, my, no input on that one, Grim?
Grim: Eheheheh...er...

4) Have any secret shames that you'd like to indulge upon us today?

Grim: I have difficulty controlling a certain someone...
Lilum: *Giggle*
Alister: You two aren't really helping this situation much..

5) Got any ultra-quirky kinks?

Lilum: *Lists off a good forty or fifty acts that would make a pole dancer blush*.
Grim: 0_0
Alister: o_o

6) Within the last month, how many people have you done questionable acts with?

Lilum: Grim is exclusively mine and mine only.
Grim: Can't exactly complain with that.
Alister: Well, Alice and I have...er...

7) Do you love me? I love you.

Grim: Um...
Alister: Choose your words carefully, Grim...
Lilum: I know you'd never betray me, Grimmy.

8) Are you hurt because I lied in that last question?

Grim: Not...really?
Alister: This isn't really going anywhere, is it?
Lilum: You're opinion doesn't really matter.

9) If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?

Spite: Grim.
Grim: Where did you come from!?
Alister: I'm rather docile in nature.
Lilum: Alister's sister.
Alister: o_o
Rozel: HEY!!

10) What is the one things that sets you off so much that you'll go from docile to rabid squirrel monkey in 12 seconds?

Spite: Mirg.
Grim: Get out of here!
Mirg: You're just jealous of my stunning personality and well sculpted chin.
Lilum: *chuckle*
Rozel: Shut up you big breasted she-devil.
Alister: -_-

11) Who the hell are you people? Why are you in my house? Are you even people? Get outta my stuff!

Grim: ...
Alister: ...
Lilum: ...?
Spite: ...
Rozel: ...
Mirg: Come to think of it, where the hell are we?
Phigmant: Blala.

12) Does rain filter down through your handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water that's tasty for the ladies?

Grim: .......
Alister: .......
Lilum: .......?
Spite: .......
Rozel: .......
Phigmant: .......
Mirg: Yes.

13) I'm going off track a little. Um. How many people have seen you bare-ass nekkid?

Grim: Lilu...
Mirg: Dude, c'mon, we know. WE ARE FULLY AWARE THAT YOU GET TO MAN HANDLE YOUR HOT SUCCUBUS GIRLFRIEND ALMOST EVERY NIGHT.
Alister: You are...not embarassed at all?
Lilum: Why would I be? He's right.

14) How lovely. Have you ever wanted to smoke crack? Are you a crackhead?

Grim: No.
Mirg: I think crack would mellow me down, actually.
Spite: You already act like you're on crack.
Alister: Drugs make everything worse.
Lilum: I agree, I've seen nothing good come out of drugs.

15) Are you wondering how many more of these questions you must endure?

Mirg: I'm not even supposed to be here.
Spite: Me either.
Grim: Then how did you get here!?
Mirg: We went into Alister's weird creepy swirly room portal thing.
Alister: Why were you going into my room?
Mirg: We were looking for Phigmant.
Alister: Why was Phigmant in my room!?
Phigmant: Blala bla blala.
Grim: I told you already, Alister doesn't have candy hidden in his matress.
Phigmant: Bla..
Grim: Or Aztec gold, or pirates, or the New York Giants.
Phigmant: Blala...

16) What's the strangest thing you've ever licked?

Lilum: Grim's...
Grim: *Heavy coughing*
Alister: .///.
Mirg: I'm out.
Spite: Goodbye.
Rozel: She-devil...
Lilum: I was just going to say his...
Grim: COUGH COUGH

17) How many people have you confided in about your contamination with SuperAIDS?

Group: .......?

18) There is no question 18.

Grim: And we're all very thankful for that.
Lilum: Speak for yourself, this is kind of fun.
Alister: There's no exit in here...
Phigmant: Blala la.

19) Have you ever considered a fetish?

Grim: Why are there so many suggestive questions?
Alister: Yes, when does this end?
Lilum: Considered? I've...
Grim: COUGH HACK
Lilum: *giggle*

20) This mindless torture is over. Does this make you shit your pants in glee?

Grim: I quit.
Lilum: I would have to be wearing pants in the first place. *wink*
Grim: ....
Alister: I'm serious, how do we leave this place?

NOW GO TAG SOME ' PPL '.

Grim: I'm tagging
Lilum: I only tag Grim... *grin*
Alister: Our new friend will probably be disturbed by this...
Mirg: PICK ME! PICK ME!
Spite: You're already us, idiot.
Mirg: Oh yeeeah...